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Globalization? Eih? C'est Quoi Ça?
Tue, 11/18/2008 - 17:37Translated from the French: Co-worker: "My assistant resigned yesterday, I'm worried about not being able to get everything done." Nizo: "Don't worry man, I'm behind you 100%" Co-worker: "Umm......
Filth
Mon, 11/17/2008 - 06:26I'm too busy celebrating my skidding (further) on the oil patch of gay-menopause known as one's thirties to be inundating you with filth, so in the meantime I shall outsource the nefariousness to the...
China the Bitch
Thu, 11/13/2008 - 04:44(translated from the original French) Head of QC Dept.: Pardon the typo in the quality corrective action report, instead of la Chine (china), I wrote la Chienne (bitch) Nizo: As far as I'm...
Sober Up Please
Sat, 11/08/2008 - 18:01Friend: Obama won! Obama won! Nizo: I know. Friend: Aren't you excited?! Nizo: People's expectations of him are unreasonable. He's not the Messiah. Friend: Kenya declared a national...
In Bed With Lisa Goldman
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First International Palestinian Goal!
Mon, 10/27/2008 - 03:26...On Palestinian Home Soil (Links to BBC article). Our girls play soccer/football too: So does our diaspora in Chile:
The Opening Note of America's Swan Song?
Fri, 10/24/2008 - 03:40I'm severely unimpressed these days. Nothing is shifting the tectonic plates inside me. Not Yiddish class. Not my upcoming visit to the Missile East. Not the new guy I'm dating. I suppose my mood...
Montréal Primates: 3 Fresh Anecdotes
Sun, 10/19/2008 - 16:00Friday pm, picking up papers at the office of my obnoxious Moroccan-Israeli coworker: Nizo: Wow, you have so much Jewish paraphernalia lying around your office, I'm surprised you don't have a...
Take Them to Hell
Sat, 10/18/2008 - 05:50Just as I've started enjoying Hamas' videos on the new Aqsa Tube, they were (allegedly) shut down by the FBI. Here's a translation of their swan's song: "Their intention is to extinguish God's...
A Lebanese, a Quebecois and a Swede
Mon, 10/13/2008 - 14:31While hunting for a prospective mate, I stumbled on the following internet profiles that made me snicker. 1- Here's the "Mediterranean", a euphemism used by the deceptive Lebanese, just like...
Israelis: Steal This
Mon, 10/13/2008 - 03:08You've stolen falaaafel, hummus, fatoush, our land etc... But *Mhammar (Ù…Øمر), will always be ours: *Mhammar, the signature dish of the Western Galilee: 1.5-2 Kilos chicken thighs, fat trimmed 6...
Back Door Delights
Sun, 10/05/2008 - 06:33Allah has blessed me with an uncle who is rather supportive of my frequent trips down the Hershey-Highway. Here's a recent phone conversation: Uncle: How's your love-life these days Nizo: Wallah,...
Fingers in Every Dish
Wed, 10/01/2008 - 04:36I wish I lived in the UK - just to be able to eat sticky toffee pudding and watch the latest BBC drama House of Saddam. Incidentally, Saddam is played by Israeli actor of Iraqi decent Yigal Naor...
